The Lee Adama Fleet Exercise Kit

To all of you out there in the Colonial Fleet! Are you a 20-stone fatty? Have you gone soft from your experience on New Caprica? Are you just not up to the challenge of serving on Galactica these days? Does your Viper fly extra sluggishly with your added weight? When you step onto your Raptor, is there no room for a co-pilot? Well, worry no more friends, because have we got a product for you! 

Introducing the Lee Adama Fleet Exercise Kit: all the material and information you need to be all you can be for the human race (jump rope not included). Every bit of it designed by Lee Adama himself, so you know that it's quality. Get abs like Apollo! Muscles like the Major! And shrink your face to impress Kara Thrace!

Following Lee Adama's patented system, you literally wish the pounds away. That's right. Wish them away. In just the time it takes to jump rope a few days and get really sweaty, you will soon have that slim attractive frame you had before the occupation! Why look for a gym when all you need comes in this kit? No need to shuttle to neighboring ships; do it all in the relative comfort of your own cabin!

That's right, the Lee Adama Fleet Exercise Kit! It's the only training you'll ever need. Have you tried other systems that just didn't work for you? Have you been unable to keep the weight off? Well, all this may have happened before, but it will NOT happen again! Not with the Lee Adama Fleet Exercise Kit. We provide everything for you, and we never cut corners (except on our paper). And for the low low price of 25 cubits, it can all be yours. Reasonable barters acceptable (sorry, no children). Send payment c/o Felix Gaeta to the Battlestar Galactica. Order today!

seriously, how did Lee lose all that weight so quickly? If only he were my personal trainer!